So i've told you all I work in a hairdressers right? Well It's one where it's mainly old people that come in. So some of the stuff they say is truly hilarious. So one of the girls is leaving, and this woman gave her some advice as she left. Some little 80 year old woman. Called Doris. Turns around to her, and says...
"Be good. Be careful. And if you forget, remember the date and count nine months on."
So I wrote it as my skype message, because it amused me. Then realised as E's name popped up saying he had logged on how bad it looks. Oh God. How cringy. Especially considering we're not even talking. Cue scared thoughts from E thinking I'm pregnant. I really didn't think that one through.
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