Okay so I'm a nerd. I'll admit it. Top sets for everything, I read a lot, I'm just a bit geeky. But I've always had one thing said to me "You can't be a nerd. You're actually mildly attractive" (complimenting friends I have.)..and let's face it. I don't look like the stereotypical nerd. I care about the way I look, I wear a fair amount of makeup (Without looking orange) I straighten my hair. I dye my hair. I do put effort in....but now. Oh I've just had some news.
....I need glasses.
I mean, there is nothing wrong with glasses...on most people. But i'm not going to lie...my head vaguely resembles a football. It's quite round. Basically. I have a really small head. So all glasses just look abnormal on me. Simply because...They don't fit my face. They cover a pretty large percentage of it. So I really don't suit glasses. And I need them. My eyesight is pretty bad. When I was younger, I always used to have the fantasy that if I got glasses I would have the whole sexy secretary look going for me...I don't. I look like a little nerdy kid. And after today at school my makeup was all coming off. I'm looking a bit spotty. My hair had lost it's curl....basically. I looked a mess. So you can tell. Brilliant news of the day...
I'M GONNA BE A STEREOTYPICAL GEEK.
I dreaded getting the news that I needed glasses! I even used to hide them in my bag during school and pretend they didn't exist. I gave in though, wore them and one guy called me cute. :D
ReplyDeleteEver thought about contact lenses? I hate eyeballs, touching them or seeing them being poked. I could never wear contacts. Ew.
Ahhh! I was sitting in the opticians like...."please don't say it please don't say it"...and then they said it "you're short sighted.." GREAT. I know i'll wear them and just make a joke out of it, let's hope for a story like yours eh?
ReplyDeleteAnd I would wear contacts, but I have to wait like three months anyway :(