Harassment.

SHUT UP.

I'm being harassed. I just got asked what I was doing, thought I could reply with "Writing a blog", without being harassed for a link. I can't apparently. So he's now like "OMG LINNK MEEEEEEEE"....not quite, more like "I'm bored link." Not going to. HELL NO. Anyway, are you already for an especially little whiny post?

Meet my mum.

MY MUM IS A WHORE. I love her. She brought me into this world. Well, actually she had a Caesarean...She was just my oven. My sister made a comment about her many boyfriends....No one in the house is talking now. Awkward silence. Considering just walking out, but frankly, I'm a bit of an anti-rebel...I would probably never do it...Even though I would love to. I just, I find her a massive hypocrite, she seems to think she can control our lives then flip out when we get upset because she goes out at one in the morning and doesn't get back until the next day. Oh well, I will quite happily live :'). I tried to briefen my whine as much as possible (please don't say i'm not the only one who can't say whine or moan without just picking up on endless sexual references?) so I didn't bore you to tears, or make you think I was a little whiny (tehe) bitch. I promise I'll be more humorous next time, or attempted humorous, it'll just be a little bit less serious. And a lot less boring xD.

Oh dear.

(I did mean to tell you about W, I wrote this as a draft a while back, have it now dudes and dudettes)
I am choosing tonight to make an important life decision. I'm going to stop dating (God I hate that term) freerunners. Yes. They're hot. Yes, they have amazing bodies. Yes, I am close to seeing another one. Lying cheating bastards best friend....W. He's hot. He seems nice enough. He's also a druggy and a heavy smoker who has only recently gotten over a bad case of crabs. He's now after me.

So whilst I am well aware I shouldn't go for him. I know I'm going to end up doing it. Lets count the situations we've been in with...chemistry (Another hated term...gotta stop doing this)

1. First met him (in person, we spoke for ages about a year ago)...Just talking. Still....something. Possibly due to his slight rebelliousness.
2. Trying to make creepy stalker jealous
3. At the park
4. outside my house with lots of kissing
5. At his cuddling up watching a film

p.s.... I just remembered why I deleted this. He showed up at my door. We started going out that evening, after a lot of kissing and a water fight...awkward. And we broke up after two days. So basically, I broke up with him, because he was a nob, but I feel I acted way too quickly and have blown any chance with him. FUCK IT.

Whoops.

Okay. So I've decided making promises to myself is completely and utterly pointless. Firstly, I promised myself I would make sure to continue writing my blog for all four of my followers....that worked. Have fun with your monthly post then guys! 

Also, and this one i'm terribly upset with myself for. After a very short (2 days, to be precise) relationship with W. A prick with apparently a small veiny nob according to his best friend. Yet another freerunner, and yet another best friend of creepy stalker, along with Lying cheating dickhead. I was like "blah blah blah ahhh i'm gonna stop going for his best friends and freerunners, never goes well". Then....S comes along. Starts talking to me to try and get me back with W. Then...We talked, and talked, and continued talking. And now we're close. And wahoo, another promise to myself is broken!

PART 2 OF THE MONTHLY BLOG- THE STRIVE FOR PERFECTION

Ok, so me and my best friend have made a summer to-do list. Yes, I lack a life that severely. Here it is:

- TANNING SESSION(S)  / get a magical tan
- BUY NEW BIKINIS
- BUY NEW PLAYSUITS/ SKATER DRESSES/ ACCESORIES
- BUY BEACH GEARS
-SORT OUT HEAD HAIR
- GET FEET DONE
- SAVE SOME MONEY
- CAZJJJ PAMPER
- DO A WEEKLY WORKOUT
- BE COMPLETELY HAIR FREE

yes, that is all. Me and her are close. We're actually getting there, done most of the shopping part. You know how it is, a bunch of us are going to the beach in easter. I'm going with some very hot freerunners (SHUT UP I KNOW)....so we need to look pretty damn perfect. and i'm the small boobed one. So today, we've done a workout DVD, pussycat dolls, hell yeah. We looked pathetic and I think I'm mentally scared by "BITE IT, STEP IT, PUSH IT, SLAP IT". This is a rather provocative move in which you bite your finger, in a sexual manner. Step forward with slightly too much hip exaggeration. Push your butt out in a completely unnatural position, and finally, slap your bum until you have a red hand print on there. Interesting. So yeah, wish me lots of luck in getting gorgeous. 

Also, by magical tan, I do mean fake tan. This should be interesting....This and the blonde hair dying....ONE WAY ROAD TO BARBIEVILLE. Just with a greater love of classic rock...